Ninjas in Popular Culture

First of all, I find it appalling that Ninjas have been glamourized in our culture to appear heroic. Despite the fact that Ninjas have been camped out on my front lawn for almost three weeks, and they seem to survive on the rice cake scraps that I provide for them, I am disheartened that they have been romanticized in Hollywood.

These are not true Ninjas:



Real Ninjas disregard Pizza when you leave it for them on your front lawn as a peace offering.

This is not a true Ninja:



He had some great lines in Tommy Boy....but he does not have the skills of a Ninja. He died of opiate (morphine) and cocaine intoxication and his death was determined to be an accident. The 'living in a van down by the river' thing still gives me a chuckle though.

This is not a true Ninja:



WTF.