Tuesday, November 23, 2010

How to defend yourself against Ninjas

I have been getting a lot of e-mail from people that have unsuccessfully encountered ninjas and want tips on how to defend themselves in the future, if such encounters should occur again.

There is rarely a second chance when encountering ninjas. However, as you may or may not know, I have ninjas camping out on my front lawn, and I have been able to avoid any serious confrontations.

I leave snacks for them, but that's besides the point.

You are probably well aware, but you can't outrun a throwing star. You just can't. It's scientific.

If you want to stand a chance, you should follow these instructions:

1) Avoid heavily populated Ninja areas. Although chance encounters may happen.

2) Carry snacks with you. Despite what you've heard, Ninjas do not earn what they used to. They tend to enjoy rice cakes and snickers bars.

3) Run a Z formation....and duck


Hope this was helpful

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