Victims of Ninjas: How to spot a Ninja

Monday, November 15, 2010

How to spot a Ninja

I've had Ninjas camped out on my front lawn for about two and a half weeks now. However, it is important to correctly identify a Ninja when you encounter one. The following image should prove helpful in determining what a Ninja might look like:

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First of all, I want to say that you're not alone. Many people have been the victim of a Ninja attack. They may have killed your teacher, your family, or perhaps camped out on your front lawn. Your sensai may have been murdered in an act of revenge against you. Whether you have meddled in their business or not, you are essentially the victim of a Ninja related crime. Many people have been affected by Ninja brutality.

Please be advised that this is not group that plans and asserts revenge of any nature. It is simply a place for Victims of Ninjas to share their stories and cope with distress related to such encounters.

Don't be ashamed. Ninja attacks effect 1 in 1200 Canadians.

Share your stories. Share your wisdom.

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